I’m happy to report that I am employed once again - with a local food distribution concern!
There was a bit of trouble with my papers, as they say - I do not need a Social Security number as I do not age! Also, bears of any composition do not qualify for Social Security. But my interest in nutrition and my many powers convinced Greg, my new manager, to overlook this.
Many people are having trouble finding jobs these days, so readers, feel free to use my resume as an example! It’s a proven winner!