Dear readers, I have some bad news! Due to cuts at the United Nations, I have lost my job as Earth’s space-based protector!
Here I am in the unemployment line. The rather froggish woman in front of me is named Clara - she tells me that has been looking for an analyst job for six months! Also she has two “Papillon” dogs, which amuse her greatly, though not her husband.
But do not worry! I am confident that I shall find gainful employment soon. I have many skills, including the ability to grow in size! Also Excel!
In the meantime, I’m taking advantage of this opportunity to spend some time with my family. Tonight I am planning to rent “Iron Man II,” which stars Robert Downey Jr! He was chosen because he resembles the comic book character!