AN OPEN LETTER TO GROUNDHOGS -

WHY DO YOU PLAGUE US SO?  IS IT LAZINESS?  A DESIRE TO HIT THE SNOOZE ON YOUR HIBERNATION ALARM?  IF SO, PLEASE REMEMBER, WINTER AFFECTS US ALL!  NO ONE WILL MIND IF YOU SLEEP INTO THE SUMMER - BUT WE ALL MIND THE WEATHER!

– THE SUPREME COMMANBEAR