I TOLD YOU I WAS ONCE A RUNNER - HERE IS PROOF! MY BRONZE MEDAL DAYS IN THE OLYMPICS.

THE TWO GENTLEMEN ABOVE ME RAN AN EXCELLENT RACE! DURING THE CEREMONY, HOWEVER, THEY SEEMED PREOCCUPIED! RELAX, FELLOWS, YOU WON!

PERHAPS I WOULD HAVE GOTTEN THE GOLD IF I’D HAD GLOVES TOO!