YES, I WAS ON JURY DUTY!

IT WAS A CASE WORTHY OF SOLOMON HIMSELF.  TWO WOMEN CLAIMED TO BE THE OWNER OF THE SAME CAT!   THE JUDGE WAS BAFFLED  UNTIL I STEPPED FOWARD WITH THE SOLUTION.

I SAID, ‘SINCE YOU BOTH CLAIM OWNERSHIP, ONE OF YOU MUST PRODUCE A RECEIPT!”

CASE CLOSED!