RECENTLY MY SON WALLY ASKED ME FOR A NEW SKATEBOARD.  AS THE UN DOES NOT PAY WELL, I WAS AT A LOSS AS TO HOW I MIGHT AFFORD IT - UNTIL I SAW AN INFORMATIVE TELEVISION COMMERCIAL FEATURING A TALKING FOX!

THIS FOX SAID IT WOULD BE EASY TO EARN MONEY IN MY OWN HOME, AND HE WOULD TELL ME HIS SECRETS FOR FREE!

THERE IS AN OLD RULE OF THE JUNGLE - IF YOU THINK YOU ARE OUTFOXING THE FOX, HE HAS OUTFOXED YOU!  BUT I STILL ORDERED THE KIT.  I TRUSTED THE FOX.  IT WAS A MISTAKE.

PLEASE, READERS, DO NOT SEND THIS FOX ANY OF YOUR MONEY, ESPECIALLY THREE SUCCESSIVE PAYMENTS OF $250.   HE KNOWS LITTLE ABOUT EARNING A SECOND INCOME FROM THE PRIVACY OF YOUR OWN HOME.  WERE I NOT SO GOOD NATURED, I WOULD ACCUSE HIM OF BEING DISHONEST.

AS FOR WALLY, HE MANAGED TO EARN ENOUGH MONEY ON HIS PAPER ROUTE.