MS. SOTOMAYOR FOR THE SUPREME COURT!

HONESTLY, I DO NOT UNDERSTAND THE OBJECTIONS.  YES, IT IS TRUE - SHE IS AS UGLY AS A SHE-GRIZZLY AWAKENED THREE MONTHS EARLY, WITH ALL HER WINTER FAT STILL SOMEHOW UNTAPPED  - BUT THIS HARDLY DISQUALIFIES HER.  THE SCJ POSITION IS NOT BASED ON APPEARANCE - I CITE WILLIAM HOWARD TAFT AS PRECEDENT!

THOUGH AT ONE POINT I DESIRED THIS POSITION, I HAVE TO AGREE THAT MS. SOTOMAYOR IS MORE QUALIFIED.  I HAVE NEVER BEEN TO LAW SCHOOL.   WE HAVE AN OPENING, HERE IS (AN ADMITTEDLY WITCH-FACED) CANDIDATE - CASE CLOSED!

THE SUPREME COMMANEAR