THE MEDIA IS ABUZZ WITH TALK OF ROAD FORCE ONE, THE PRESIDENT’S NEW LIMOUSINE.  WHEN WITH THE FAMILY, I DRIVE A FULL-SIZED CONVERSION VAN.  ON WEEKENDS, I AM EITHER IN SPACE OR TOOLING AROUND IN MY 1977 CORVETTE.  IT HAS A REBUILT ENGINE THAT RUNS ON CARAMEL!

– THE SUPREME COMMANBEAR