AS YOU MAY KNOW, MY FAMILY RESIDES IN MICHIGAN, THE MITTEN STATE.  AND AS SOMEONE WHO AS BATTLED THE FRIGID DEPTHS OF OUTER SPACE, I CAN ASSURE YOU THAT THIS WINTER IS ONLY SLIGHTLY WARMER.  I HAVE PITY ON YOU, HUMAN CREATURES, WHO LACK NOT ONLY MY ELECTROCHOCOLATE SKIN BUT ALSO THE THICK HIDE OF A NORMAL BEAR.  BUNDLE UP LEST YOU PERISH!

– THE SUPREME COMMANBEAR